I AM sure the word has gone out amongst the throngs at Homer Road's Immigration and Nationality Directorate that Council Leader Ken Meeson is going to ensure such a warm welcome for asylum seeking kids. Their mobiles will have been buzzing all weekend back home to get the green light to stick the kiddies on a plane.
Why on earth would anyone want 10 screaming brats running around the hovel when you can use your cloned credit card courtesy of Shell petrol station, Balsall Common, to stick them on a plane to Boarding School UK? No fees required, deluxe!
Is our Great Leader so drunk with his power to endlessly raise council tax and receive massive increases in his allowances that he can't see the appalling financial and social mess that this country is heading for?
As a seasoned politician, Mr Meeson, you know that even Tory voters hate a hypocrite. So I want you to write in and state publicly how many of the extra asylum kids you have caused will be put up at your house, rather than at taxpayers' expense. Charity does begin at home, even for the bleeding hearted and pious.
Mr Sawle, Whitefields Crescent.